I deactivated my Facebook for a few days but I didn’t post a status about it before it happened, so does it count?

Harry Potter

heymissat:

Found this conversation from my second year of teaching…

Student: Hey, Miss At, have you seen Harry Potter?

Me: Yes.

Student: Hermione is SO hot!

Me: I’m for of a Ron Weasley kind of girl.

Student: Really? Miss At you seem like more of a Dumbledore girl.

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